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    What do you think of me

    So I guess everyone is doing this now. Here's your local nut. I'm a weeb, i'm definitely not a trap, i've left the staff team a total of 3 times now, and I say cunt way too much. What do you think of me? ;D
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    Pistachio's Discord Mod App <3

    Steam Name: A:Hard To Open Pistachio Discord Name: A:Hard To Open Pistachio#0304 Age: A:18 SteamID64: A:76561198284387727 What Country and Time Zone are you in? A:US West Pacific time zone How did you hear of Kurva? A: RedWater (rest his soul) How long have you played SCP:SL? A:151 hours Why do you want to be part of the staff team (100 word minimum)? A: I want to be a discord mod because, as you know, due to personal issues I can no longer play SCP: Secret Laboratory. However I want to continue to be a part of this staff team and this community because I have grown bonds with the people of our community that I don’t want to fade away. I wish to return and still continue to contribute as much as I can to the community, even if I am unable to play. Why would you make a good addition to the staff team (100 word minimum)? A: I have proven myself numerous times before to be a mature and cool headed addition to the staff team. I am good at critically thinking through situations, and make sure to get the side of all parties involved in a said situation. All situations I involve myself in I’ve approached unbiased and am determined to continue to do so. On top of all this I am, surprisingly, the opposite of an emotionless husk. I spend much of my time joking around with others in the general chat or voice chat. I do my best to present myself as someone who easy to approach, or approach someone myself calmly. I am not afraid to throw myself into any situation, and i’m not afraid to do the things that it takes to see the community I have grown to know so well strive. Are you familiar with our rules? A:Past moderator. Yes Do you have any experience in Game Moderation? A:Yes. Also have experience with discord moderation
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    What's your favorite game currently

    Not exactly your favorite game of all time, but one that you're really into right now and are excited to play. Personally for me I have been really getting into a game called Hunt: Showdown. Can't get enough of it
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    to Roxy, and all the other staff

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    Polar'd probably failed staff app

    Sí Señor**
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    Pistachio app. #2 electric boogaloo

    Steam Name: A:Hard to open pistachio Discord Name: A:Hard To Open Pistachio#0304 Age: A:18 SteamID64: A:76561198284387727 What Country and Time Zone are you from? A: US Pacific time How did you hear of Kurva? A:RedWater How long have you played SCP:SL? A:134 hours Why do you want to be part of the staff team (100 word minimum)? A: I would like to rejoin the staff team due to the recent events that have happened to Kurva. Kurva is a place that I cared about, and still do, and invested much of my time into and it pains me yo see it in the condition it is in as of now. Other than that the original reason I left the staff was of problems I had with the original way the system worked. Now that is is being fixed however I’m ready to come back and once again invest my time into the community I love. Why would you make a good addition to the staff team (100 word minimum)? A: Other than the fact that I have already been on the staff team for a few months before I am a very mature and laid back personality. I’m very easy to approach and ask questions to. I’m already a known member within our community, and I have before been able to predict problems with the staff and give suggestions on how to fix it. I know how to deal with and have dealt with complex situations before such as hackers and witch hunts. When thrown into situations I always strive to come out of situation with either morr knowledge of the community or my knowledge of myself. I’m always attempting to better myself and learn from my actions, both mistakes and successes. I think I would make a good addition to the staff team because of my overall attitude and personality, prior experience, and my love for the community. Are you familiar with our rules? A: Of course. I have 100+ hours moderating here. Do you have any experience in Game Moderation? A: Yes. Here
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    Red Jester Application (I will be denied but worth a try)

    We love you Jester
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    Pistachio app. #2 electric boogaloo

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    Cherry's Staff Application

    I love you Cherry
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    Galaxy Univern's Staff Application

    Lets go Mother clap, clap, clap clap clap Lets go Mother clap, clap, clap clap clap
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    Destoroyah/crustacean/indesirible/too meny fucking username"s app

    chant Crusty, Crusty, Crusty, Crusty...
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    SophisticatedShark New Application (Post-Mergers)

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    Best SCP Overall

    Have you, good sir, read SCP-049-J?
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    Best SCP Overall

    SCP-354 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-354
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    What is your fav anime?

    Attack on Titan? Normies.. Gate? Ew.. Bleach? Respectable I guess if it's like the first 3 seasons.. Jester shut up. Love you though. I'll list some I suppose Spice and Wolf Steins Gate Love, Chunibyo, and other Delusions Rurouni Kenshin Blend-S Re:ZERO I'd name more but there's a few that I enjoyed.
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    Breakfast Choice!!!

    Since you guys seem to be attacking anyone who doesn't choose pancakes thus scaring the others away I'm just gonna speak up real wuick for French Toast squad.
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    People who died in furry war can chat here

    Death gang gang. Ayyyyy
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    Can we take some time to appreciate how fucking amazing the Logs thread is lmao.
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    Favorite Scp

    Which proposal?
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    War Logs

    3 HOURS UNTIL DEATH I exit the private room I occompanied, leaving my bag and other personal items in there. After explaining to the cadets I was simply getting myself situated I closed my door and put a name tag with my name on on the door handle. "Sergeant Pistachio." It read. No lietenents were alive in our squad anymore so that left Dgrunkle and I in charge, so no one dare enter a roon labeled by me unless given permission. I catch up to the two cadets and follow them to the mess hall for some brunch. 2 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES TO DEATH I sit down at a table filled with other cadets and engage in some small talk while eating what rations we had available for us. It wasn't half bad thankfull. Microwaved mashed potatoes, esparagus, and a bit of processed meatloaf. It wasn't a feast but it was enough to suffice. With all the talking in between eating it took about 20 minutes to finish the meal. It was around this time that I start to feel light headed, and cold. I began to shiver and for a second everything atarted ringing. It stopped when a cadet put his hand on my shoulder and shook me a bit "You alright Pistachio." I look at him my mind blanking for a moment before coming back to life. "Yes, yes. Of course. Just a bit cold. Thanks for the meal boys, i'm gonna go warm up in my room." One of the men offers me a hand to help get up. I didn't to display myself as weak but I took it anyway. I grabbed his hand and allowed him to lift me up out of my seat. I thanked him with a pat on his shoulder and a nod then started towards my room. I don't know what's coming of me. 2 HOURS UNTIL DEATH My condition has only gotten worse since I entered my room. Even though I put on multiple layers of clothes now and gloves to keep warm I can't seem to stop this damned shivering. The coughing started a a few minutes ago and it's uncontrollable. I sit at my chair with my eyes closed not finding the motivation to get up. My head and throat are in too much pain, and any movement seems like it will make me pass out. 1 HOUR AND 30 MINUTES UNTIL DEATH I continue coughing uncontrollably, unable to get a break from it. Seeing specks of blood on the desk in front of, most likely my own, gives me enough motivation to get up and rush to my bag. My mind is racing with possible explanation to my condition. The only logical thing is that somehow I was exposed to a sample of SCP-008. How I was exposed is beyond me, but luckily I prepared for accidental exposure and snuck a pill of SCP-500 in case of this event. Except.. I can't find it. I desperately dig in my bag slowly getting more violent as I begin to panic. I must've forgot it somehow.. Or someone took it? A saboteur? How could I have misplaced something so important. As I dig around my bag I accidental make a small almost unnoticable tear in the biohazard suit I had packed. I start to violently throw my papers, journals, schematics, notes etc. out onto the floor looking for the bottle containing the red pill. I'm interrupted though by a sharp pain in my stomach and chest, almost as if I was shot, and start puking blood on to the floor and go into another coughing fit. I stay in this state for nearly the next hours. 40 MINUTES UNTIL DEATH I'm still coughing and puking up blood. I started screaming a few minutes ago as I began to claw and tear at my own decaying skin. It must have caused the ruckus because the door was busted in by some cadets. The immediatly froze at the sight of something I'm sure wasn't pretty. I attempted to calm myself down as they entered the room, but I couldn't control my body at all. My mind was hazy, and my vision was blurry and red. All I could do was scream at them uncontrollably, and continue coughing. 10 minutes later a medical unit came into the room and got control of me. They strapped me down and began to carry me to towards the medical bay. As they carry me my screaming gets softer, until eventually it stop, and my coughing ceases. 5 MINUTES UNTIL DEATH The field doctors have been doing everything they could fix my condition, but nothing worked. I couldn't hear anything, and I couldn't see. My vision was a mixture of red and black, and all I heard was a mixture of buzzing and ringing. My mind was the some. It was all blood and ringing and it felt as if a large stone was slowly crushing me, and I was completely unable to lift my arms to attempt to fight back. Suddenly, my mind cleared and my eyesight became suitable again. My vision was still Red, but I could atleast see. The ringing stopped, and I could hear those around me. They were talking about their discovery of my true identity, and their intentions of what to do to me. Though I had control of my mind, sight, and hearing now, I still had no control of my body. I break out of my constraints and fling myself at the nearest doctor. Even with the gloves in my way I began clawing and scraping at the doctors face and neck. BANG A sharp pain in my side.. BANG A sharp pain in my shoulder.. BANG
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    Favorite Scp

    SCP-354 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-354
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    War Logs

    I arrive in Station Romeo with thr rest of Drgunkles party. I stay a bit to help him tend to the men and make sure everyone will stay warm. Once everyone settled down I went to go a private room and delay our attack on this group. After recieving information of Pugz still being alive after an assault. Pugz... the bane of existence. We have a quite the history, and I believe he even may be on to me.. I've informed my furmen to hold off until we meet up with Pugz. Though by then the situation may not be as favorable as most likely the blizzard will have subsided by then. I double check my bag to make sure the sample of SCP-008 was in tact and not leaking, only to quickly stop to hear footsteps outside the door. I zip up my bag and head towards the door, explaining to some of Dgrunkle's men who had been strolling by I was simply checking the place out. I return to the room where most of us lie in wait to get back to our journey. I can't wait to see Pugz's face again, and hopefully for the last time.
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    War Logs

    Midnight Once Ultimatememe left the room I grabbed another sample of SCP-008. I ready my back pack with a biohazard suit and tracker linked to the furry HQ, and suit up in snow gear to go along with who's left of site 19. With Commander roxyyy now having dgrunkles plans everything is going even better than planned. I walk along side drgunkle who seems distressed and worried of the upcoming blizzard, while I wait in anticipation of thr blizzard. The plan is straight forward. We attack in the cover of the blizzard, and in the confusion I will break off from sitr 19 survivors. I will run in panick to the rendevous point Jester had given us to explain the situation. Either we'll leave immediatly assuming there are no other survivors, which most likely will be true, or we will wait to see if anyone else shows. I know my men though. They're efficient, and quick. We've trained to fight in the harsh conditions. Most likely no one will be left alive. Once my men start showing up and surrounding us we will leave and head to the gamer's last base. It is here where I will suit up and release SCP-008 into the ventilation system and kill every last one of them... For now, however, I stay in the moment and try to comfort dgrunkle. Falsely telling him that surely nothing bad is to come..
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    I hope everyone remembered to say Happy Birthday to Jakob yesterday. ❤️ It was a really special day for him. :]
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    Whats better